Round 3: Thunder v.s. Steel

This next fight is going to be a power house, big time fight with bulging muscels and men being smacked around all over the place because I'm tired of this martial art, no power chumps. Don't get me wrong, Batman is a BAMF but hes got no out of this world powers which little boys dream about having. I think also some kind of criminals would daydream about having powers too but that is a whole weird sense of thinking. Ok our fight today is between.... wait for it...... The God of Thunder v.s. The Man of Steel! Thor v.s. Superman! Oh ya this is going to be soooo much more fun for me to type this then is for you to read this.

Ok first thing is first powers, weaknesses, abilities and all that happy jazz.
Superman is up first because everyone knows him and I don't have to go into grave detail about him. Ok powers of The Man of Tomorrow; flight, durability, super strength, super speed, heat vision, freezing (arctic) breath, X-ray and microscopic vision, super hearing, and something most do not know is he actually has a regeneration power. This Boy Scout is not slacking in any department of his arsenal of weaponry. There are however some other minute powers he has because he is an alien from Krypton such as heightened intelligence, but it just depends on who is writing the Superman story. Now the hard part to do, Weaknesses. He has two only. First I think everyone knows, Kryptonite. A radioactive piece of his home planet able to slowly kill and kryptonian around it for a prolonged period of time. This pretty much F's him in the A. Side note; Kryptonite actually comes in many different colors not just green and has varying effects on him for each color. The next item on the short list of things which could hurt him is magic. This does not mean he can be killed by this easily. All this means is magic can hurt him easily plain and simple. Ok Superman is done :)

Lets make this clear because I hate it when someone says this before I move on. If you are going to fight Superman in real life, speaking as if someone posses all of these powers in real life, you are not going to stop someone able to move almost the speed of light just by having a rock with you. Did I mention he could even burn your face off from OUTER SPACE if he wanted to. Sorry any human being is just plan out BONED. However hes too nice to do this to anyone because this would violate one of his golden rules and this is do not kill anyone ever. Which is why he is called the Boy Scout. Sorry. I get irritated when people say anyone can beat Superman because I have Kryptonite. Fuck you person who says that and Fuck the person who filled your head with that idea. Dumb asses. Ok I'm done with that. Next.

Superman's contender is no slouch by any means. He is the mac daddy for the Marvel universe and is nearly unbeatable because only a few ever have. THOR is the God of Thunder from Norse mythology which is what Marvel bases their Thor upon. So yes, depending on what version you read he does talk like "Where art thow" and "I smite the demon" and other weird old crap like. Ok now for his powers. Thor gets his power from a magical hammer called, Mjolnir. Its hard to pronounce so don't try it even though you just did. This hammer can only be picked up by someone who is pure of heart, mind, body, and soul and if they are they will be granted the powers of the god of thunder, Thor. Mjolnir has a magical enchantment on it so it does that. Anyways, with the powers he has he can; fly, super strength, durability, also call down and control the power of lightning and thunder at any time to just annihilate his enemies. He is the number two power house in the Marvel universe for super heroes from just being one of the toughest to take down. Second ONLY to the Incredible Hulk. He is a Beast and full of a whole hell of a ton of power. Thor also has no weaknesses known of unless you count Ragnarök which is where all the Norse Gods die.

Ok now for the main event of tonights presentation. The fight between two powerhouses of both universes. Ok this is an epic fight with many blows thrown round. Most of this fight would be a brawl but both have other abilities at their disposal. Yes Superman is susceptible to magic from Thor's hammer and lightning he calls, but all that will do is just hurt him and will not kill him. Superman will probably have to find out the hard way he is up against magic but not before Thor finds out the painful way of what kind of power he is up against. This fight will be won by shear power and who has the better arsenal. The winner of this will be decided by a fluke discovered through trial and error and this winner is going to be Superman. Superman will find he is one of the few people in either Marvel or DC universe who is able to pick up the hammer and stop it from hitting him every time it is hurled at him. Without the blows from his hammer Thor will put up an incredible fight but ultimately lose due to his handicap now. Another factor which will help Superman in his victory is his large variety of powers such as heat vision, which is his most powerful weapon second only to his strength. This will not be easy but the last man standing will be The Man of Steel; Superman.

The most resent time these two Heroes meet was in the Series JLA vs Avengers. In that story they do fight and Superman stops Thor's hammer cold and hits Thor with one hell of a punch causing him to be knocked out cold. Down below is a picture from the series and the three panels Superman stops Thor.

P.S. Superman can be defeated and has even been killed but not by any hero. EVER! He has never lost in the comics and in their cross overs no matter what hero he is put up against including the big green, Hulk.